The Art Of The Stand

If you're going to stand around looking at bikes at a motorcycle show, you need to know how to stand in order to stand out.

There are 4 key ingredients to a handsome dude's perfect stand:

1. Bikes
2. Beer
3. Grooming
4. Gear

In the example above, Dan is doing absolutely everything right.

1. Bikes: This photo was taken at Scooter Trash 4.  There were awesome bikes to look at everywhere so the location was ideal.
2. Beer: Not only is Dan enjoying a classic PBR Tallboy, he is using a matching PBR Can Koozie with the blue ribbon logo clearly facing out.  This screams "classy gentleman" at any women in the vicinity.
3. Grooming: Dan's clean-shaven head demonstrates that he cares about his appearance and subtly reflects sunlight to attract attention.
4. Gear: Dan stands out in the crowd by not wearing the traditional black t-shirt and jeans, yet he is still dressed appropriately for riding.  The sunglasses add a touch of mystery as it is not clear which bike he is looking at.

I hope you're taking a few moments to reflect on what you've been doing wrong all these years.  Say it with me, "bikes, beer, grooming, and gear."  It's damned catchy isn't it?  Now go out there and stand properly.